Rakhi Spices Karan's Koffee This Weekend

Over the past few months I have realized that it's no cakewalk being a Fan, especially when you root for celebrities like Bollywood bad boy Salman Khan, batsmen from the tainted Indian Cricket Team and the ghati-Queen Rakhi Sawant. But then again who gives a flying crap as to what others may think, right?

Speaking of item girl Rakhi Sawant, Ms. Loud mouth is all set to dazzle on our idiot box this weekend on hot-shot director Karan Johar's Koffee with Karan. And yes, I am very excited because finally we will witness an event worthy interaction between Bollywood drama queen Karan Johar and Tellywood drama queen Rakhi Sawant. Now it's not that I find Rakhi's dancing, acting and exposing skills even remotely noteworthy but what really impresses me about this woman is her bold attitude towards the Entertainment Industry and our hypocritical society. Agreed, she uses every bit of media attention for self promotion but then to survive in Bollywood, it's a must requirement.

The other guest joining Rakhi on Karan's glitzy couch was a question mark up until now. With rumors floating around that Karan's chosen A grade friends refused to share the same screen space with the item girl, it surely must have been a tough job for the host to find Ms. Sawant a show-buddy. But one can't even blame them, I mean, come on yaar do you even think anyone can stand a chance of making a mind-blowing impression as Ms. Sawant - no way, José!

So in order to complete the equation Karan baba brought in two guests who have previously shared the same room with the woman in question, Rahul Roy and Carol Gracious. Hopefully Rahul and Carol will show some gratitude to our lady in the near future, had it not been for Rakhi, these guys would have never be able to park their lame butts on this famous couch.

From what I have heard and read, Rakhi looks absolutely spectacular in a sari designed by over-hyped designer Manish Malhotra. On the show, she is her usual straightforward self, answering Karan's questions on her family, her boyfriend, Bigg Boss, the media and of course the controversy with that junglie Mika! She confesses on the show that 'Botox is the secret of her beauty'... and also sang a song from her latest album, Supergirl.

But the Rapid Fire round is what I would be looking forward to. Apparently in this section she has answered questions thrown in not only by Karan but the audience as well. Some deadly fireworks are pukka guaranteed here.

Check out some of the questions:

If she was lost in a deserted island, which 3 men would she take with her and what would she do with each of them?

What is her reaction on Mika's music video on the 'infamous' kiss?

If she was in charge of the Indian Cricket team, what would she do?

How does she maintain her gorgeous, voluptuous, sexy body?

Koffee hamper or no hamper, all I know is that this episode is going to be one bloody rocking party which none of us, couch potatoes, can afford to miss out on.

Ps...I was asked a question (in Karan's rapid fire style) by a regular TEIO reader.

Sammy: What would your reaction be if Kjo accused you of smooching him?

Me: I would immediately call my mum and say, "Look ma, I made him straight".