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Shoe Fetishist Seeks Shoe Fiend

March 31, 2006
ShoeFiend

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The title's the gist of what someone asked me recently in the comments section of Desicritics. What an excellent profile to put up in a lonely hearts column, I thought, thinking of all the wonderfully weird people it would attract.

Every Friday The Independent publishes its Arts & Books Review, a 40 page supplement bursting with well written reviews and profiles. The last page is always devoted to Great Works - an in depth analysis of a piece of art and its creator that I always mean to read but never get around to. Cultural Life takes a brief look in to what singers, actors and directors are reading, watching and listening to. On one page they rip a movie apart and in the next they are interviewing its director. It's a supplement that is entertaining, informative and above all well written.

Till recently however, there was always one part of the supplement that I blipped over. The Independent Personals. Why would I bother, I'm happily married after all. (that should put The Sherpa at ease... now time to delete my perfectmatch.com profile)

But a delay on the train home last week (a rather permanent fixture in my life these days) left me bored. So I thought 'let's see what the market is like!'

A quick skim through the columns revealed that most of the singletons writing in to this particular publication were above 40 (Though there were 20 and 30 somethings, they were outnumbered by their more mature comrades). There were even a few 60 plussers in there.

Each profile had a little caption in bold - a hook I guess to attract the attention of skimmers like me. I present to you here some of my favourites (edited).

Women seeking Men

AISLE BE THERE FOR YOU
Genuine, attractive, mixed race F in 40's seeks Arab, European, Indian M 35-60 looking for relationship and possible marriage.

GENTLEMEN REQUIRED
50+ to join five ladies for dinners in May.

NOT TOO MANY THORNS
Genuine F, 45, neglected rose, seeks loving M

I'M ONLY HUMAN
Down to earth, kind, witty ...

DELECTABLE SEEKS INTELLECTUAL
Russian/British Londoner 40 slim blonde, chic, integrity, eccentricity, Worshipper of intellect, I promise that a thinking, outstanding man would never get bored of me.

GET UP AND GO FOR IT
Genuine F, 60 with plenty of get up and go...

Men seeking Women

DO IT OURSELVES
Gentle, affectionate M 47, likes DIY...

GARTER GET YOU INTO MY LIFE
Attractive M seeks intelligent, attractive, stocking clad F

Men seeking Men

DAMSEL IN DIS-DRESS
Good looking 43 year old cross-dressing M seeks kind person to have fun with

Women Seeking Women

SO FERRARI SO GOODIE
Recycled Ferrari, 43 seeks TLC from a caring gay F for possible long-term ownership.

It's nice to see that in spite of all the divorce statistics being thrown at us and the constant reports of celebrity marriages falling apart people are still looking for friendship, love and the odd used car.

Here's to you singletons!

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#1
temporal
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March 31, 2006
11:49 AM

S-F:

someone would like to say to someone that someone has a name ... (insert raised eyebrows wala icon here and read on)...khair

this someone has no issues with this or that someone when someone wants to raise someone to ward of someone's loneliness...after all someone up there did not stop at adam ... (this is just for the someones who believe - will come up with an alternative theory for atheists later)...so as this someone was saying to someone the someone up there did not stop at adam but did create eve also for hetero someones....

some people!

#2
Lakshmikanth
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March 31, 2006
12:06 PM

well i thought 'Shoe Friend' was something like the ending of Fair weather shoe friend .. or something like that... never ever did i think of shoe fetish.

Funny post though

#3
shoefiend
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March 31, 2006
01:54 PM

Temporal - wow... that was by far the most confusing comment i've ever received. can/should i apologise? EVERYONE THAT SOMEONE AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS POST WAS TEMPORAL. there... friends? :D

lakshmikanth - I've heard of Fair weather friend... shoe friend though? But thanks anyway!

#4
Lakshmikanth
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March 31, 2006
01:56 PM

ohhh.. that was even more confusing ehh... will explain... in a later comment... have to go now.

#5
temporal
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March 31, 2006
03:21 PM

ok -- no more someones;)...and you will owe me a cuppa

#6
Aditya Ramani
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April 3, 2006
02:26 PM

heh..
looks like some final resort type of thing..

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