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Nachiketa
The UK edition of the Hindustan Times had another article on eve-teasing yesterday. Apparently, the studs of Delhi are so macho that they have to demonstrate their virility by grabbing breasts of random girls, in front of the girls' parents.
Oh, my wonderous nation! The superpower in waiting! How glorious will be your future now that you have spawned such fine male specimens. The world stands in awe of the 8% GDP growth. But little does it realize that this is just a ploy to attract gori kudis so that the virile progeny of Mother India can warm their hands on their unresponsive breasts.
Girls in India can rest assured that all their sexual fantasies will be fulfilled as soon as they step out of the house, thanks to our desh ke laal. These mini Chunkey Pandeys know what the ladies want, even if the ladies themselves don't know it.
After all, why go to Bangkok when you can park your cock in some aunty's behind in a jam-packed bus. She wants it, you know it. Which girl doesn't like randoms penises pushing against her body?
Also, why deprive the elderly of the pleasure? If some old woman is waiting for a bus at the end of a busy day, all she really wants is to get in your Mercedes and get raped by you. Hell! Nobody can accuse the Indian male of age discrimination.
Somewhere up there is a happy mom, her eyes tearing up.
Her little boy is all grown up.
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The Comic Project
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March 14, 2006
03:55 AM
Does it have anything to do with how big a deal we have made out of sex? But its a part of growing up I guess, in a country full of sexually repressed nuts (do I sound like Mahesh Bhatt?). Sadly, some never grow up in the right areas. Until then, women pay the price. Too bad.
mrinalini
March 14, 2006
10:01 AM
In Delhi there should be special buses with women conductors and bus-stops for ladies.
In Delhi there should be immediate censorship of films, not allowing men under the age of thirty to see films, except movies like Wizard Of Oz or Makdee, unless all provocative scenes are edited out, such as dance scenes and scenes of girls wearing sexy clothing. Do I hear cheers?
In Delhi all men after puberty must wear lungots - firmly tied loincloths. if this makes them infertile, all the better.
In India, it must be made compulsory, as in Thailand, for every young man to become a monk for three years.
Contemplation, meditation, begging, penance, will make better human beings of them.
Nachiketa
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March 14, 2006
10:16 AM
In Delhi every woman should carry a CATTLE PROD. Every time a roadside Romeo gets frisky, she should give him a jolt in the gonads with the cattle prod.
Sujatha
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March 14, 2006
10:22 AM
Nachiketa, thank you for writing this.
Aaman
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March 14, 2006
10:26 AM
Yes! Perverts Of the World Unite! You have nothing to lose but your erections!
Nachiketa
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March 14, 2006
10:37 AM
@Aaman- Govt should issue cattle prods for free. It will kill two birds with one stone - Reduce harassment; Provide birth control alternative :)
Nachiketa
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March 14, 2006
10:37 AM
@Sujatha - My pleasure! I am absolutely disgusted by this behaviour on Delhi Streets.
mrinalini
March 14, 2006
10:53 AM
are gonads the same as nuts?
I remember when I was seven years old, we went to Teethal village - two hours from Bombay - and we sat in a bullock-cart. The driver was called Gandabhai, and every now and then he spate a red stream of paan and prodded the bull in the back with a nail embedded in a stick. I was horrified at such cruelty, but he said it didn't hurt.
It's a good idea for them to unite. We can get them all with one go.
mrinalini
March 14, 2006
11:06 AM
to think that in Kerala most men go around in thin lungis and nothing else below their waists,
and Keralite women have never been molested.
perhaps it's the plentiful coconuts available. sometime, someplace, some nuts got it
and no one ever forgot it.
Nachiketa
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March 14, 2006
11:12 AM
I think men in the North still have a feudal mentality vis-a-vis women. Also, the law for the most part looks the other way and people mostly think of it more as a "boys will be boys" kinda thing.
But the costs in terms of mental trauma and lost productivity are very real.
mrinalini
March 14, 2006
11:59 AM
at least the special buses for women and the bustops for women could be made available with immediate effect to alleviate the physical if not mental level of the situation.
posters advertising relevant penal imprisonment and fines, and offenders getting instant punishment could be carried out.
get some famous victim and all the ministers will see to it.
Nachiketa
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March 14, 2006
03:01 PM
Special buses and locations for women will only exacerbate the issue. I mean, to protect women we can't put them in cages...that is the Saudi way of doing things.
We need to make sure that law enforcement takes this issue seriously. Every woman should go an lodge complaint in the local thana. The government should track these complaints and the thana that has the most complaints should be punished.
temporal
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March 14, 2006
03:22 PM
--sigh--
in pakistan it is the mullah-induced repression for such behaviour
what is the excuse in india?
Nachiketa
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March 14, 2006
03:33 PM
what is the excuse in india?
i)Repressed sexuality.
ii) Bad role models (someone mentioned John Abraham's new ad).
iii) Lack of normal interaction with people of opposite sex in a social setting.
iv) Bad parenting.
v) Poor policing.
vi) Orthodox views about women
ghulam
March 16, 2006
07:41 AM
well i have a thing to add here "over here in india we still live in a mixed stratas of social background ,at one extremes we have la Paris hiltons & hugg hefiners ,at other la sati savitris and saints......my point is Females share 30-70(our females/punks) blame ratio...when they wear those figure hugging ...usually enticing clothes ....which derives our Sexually reppressed junta crazy........SO SEEDHE BAAT HAI....watch out for right attire for right place....
no police,law enforcement etc can help.....
Aaman
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March 16, 2006
08:51 AM
Ghulam, that's such a crappy line of thinking - lust is your problem, victim enticement is a lame excuse for a fucked up social situation
Nachiketa
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March 16, 2006
09:46 AM
Ghulam, one word for you...CATTLE-PROD!!
Ghulam
March 17, 2006
12:25 AM
oh cumm on guys....I don't support these lunkheads on the prowl....
eh....eh WTH ....i said watch for what u wear and where you wear it....thats as humble as it gets....
@Aaman
That might me crappy line of thinking but this is a fact with 60% of the male population of india....cum on YOU CAN'T DENY IT.
And the other 40% male population consists of people like you whu are well groomed...and u have had normal(keep the lust out)female company.......
MY POINT IS when goin to funky hangouts ,party et al...make paris hilton jump out of her skin(which she shows a plenty)..........
But travelling in a rickshaws,cheap markets,shady loclas....etc ain't no IBIZA dance floor......lol
@nachiketa
DON'T go for the kill my friend .......giv my point a thought.
Aaman
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October 26, 2009
11:22 AM
This is quite a timeless article, regrettably, thinking of recent sexual violence incidents.
Solilo
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October 26, 2009
11:39 AM
Our movies highlight eve teasing as some macho act. The hero goes after the girl singing ludicrous songs while camera focuses on her exposed body parts and then it is the girl's duty to fall in love with that sick puppy.
We also see guys randomly slapping a girl from rich family only to make her see things right.
All such "macho" acts are welcomed by claps in the audience.
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