Top Reasons to Fire Your Employees in the IT Slowdown
Abhinav Sahai
Are you the owner of an IT firm who does not have enough projects and are thinking of laying-off your employees, but can’t figure out the reasons to show them the door ! Read on to find out the top reasons which you can use to fire them.
Reason 1. You send too many mails. Reportedly India’s top firms are firing employees who send too many mails and believe it or not they say it’s “disciplinary action”.
Reason 2. You tapped that cigarette smoke on the floor. How dare you do that? Even though you are in the smoking zone, you cannot drop the ash on the floor. Any guys listening? beware.
Reason 3. You did not take the BUS-PASS. You cannot afford to do that my dear employee. Yes that's true as well. A top-notch IT company reportedly fired its employee because he did not take the bus pass and was traveling in the company bus. Man, what a BIG mistake was that. I am glad I did that just for 10 days and wasn't caught. Phew! a narrow escape I guess.
Reason 4. Ask them to join the BPO. If there’s anyone who rates the sector which created hundreds of thousands of jobs in India then it’s an IT professional. So what better way to say bye-bye to them than asking them to join the BPO. Its like you don’t ask them to quit but still they will do it and your purpose will be solved.
Reason 5. Organize unnecessary tests. After so many years of studying and clearing those exams, one imagines that once we get into job we imagine and expect that we won’t have to face them again. But thanks to recession companies have started organizing tests and asking people especially on bench to take them and what’s worse is that if you don’t clear them, you will be FIRED.
Reason 6. If somehow you escaped from the above conditions even then you are not safe because this reason is something which will definitely fire you. IF YOU ARE FOUND STRETCHING YOURSELF (STRETCHING HANDS TO EASY OUT, READ AS “ANGDAYI “ IN HINDI) IN THE TEST, YOU WILL BE FIRED. This is something India’s top IT firm has implemented in its training center recently.
It appears as if companies are just looking for reasons to fire people, however impracticable they might seem, companies are least bothered. All they want is to see the staff off because they can’t bear them anymore.
Recently I met an employee in one of those firms and I’ll end with what he had to say,
“They are just looking for reasons, even if you shit in a wrong manner, you will be shown the door.”
Top Reasons to Fire Your Employees in the IT Slowdown
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Hotelbackpacker
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May 7, 2009
07:43 AM
These ways were funny. But do you have labor laws don't you? So these reasoning will never succeed once the worker will complain.
Abhinav Sahai
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May 7, 2009
07:49 AM
This is India. By the time you complain and get the decision you would have switched atleast 5 jobs on your own, without getting fired
Sumanth
May 7, 2009
08:00 AM
Force the Government to stop tax breaks to IT companies.
Any company that fires people must be made to pay back all the tax that is waived off since last 3 years.
Govt does not give tax breaks to Manifacturing sector. Why should it give to IT MNCs, who pass these economic benefits to their foreign bosses.
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