OPINION

Gaydar

January 18, 2009
IdeaSmith

I was at a seminar with a group of people recently when one of them declared that he was gay. In the lunch break, one of my friends slipped over to me and whispered,

Of all the people, I never would have guessed that this guy was gay.
I didn't follow my friend's surprise. I hadn't really had the chance to think about the guy too much since his declaration came pretty early in the day. But if I had had a chance to spend a little more time and if I'd been asked to hazard a guess, I'd have guessed him to be gay.

Why? According to my friend, he didn't display any of the 'classic gay mannerisms' by which I take he meant the whole effeminate-loose-limbed thing that Bollywood portrays as 'a mature view of homosexuality'. Obviously. This person was very 'normal' in his body language and expression and there was nothing effete about him.

And still I'm quite certain I'd have caught him on my gaydar. There was something, a little difficult to describe that set him apart from the straight men. A softness, a gentleness, a certain something that showed him to be very close to and cognizant of his own emotions.

I'm not saying that straight men are insensitive or stupid with their emotions (though a number of them may be). I'm saying that women and men, straight men that is, process their emotions and express them differently. What do we mean when we say that women are 'in touch' with their emotions? It means that our emotions are as close to our conscious, working minds as say, our clothes are to our bodies. We don't really need to think too much about how we feel because well, it's a film that's constantly running, we already know. Chances are, if you ask a woman how she feels about something at a point of time, she will articulate her feelings much more precisely and vividly and accurately than the average man. I don't think it is because women feel more or that we talk more. I think it's just that we tend to keep our emotions closer to our consciousness and constantly some part of our brain is processing,
How do I feel about this? What is this feeling called? What else am I feeling? Do they contradict each other? Do they overlap?
I have a feeling men do this slightly differently. Obviously since I've never been a man, all I can do is guess but I'm thinking emotions are more like furniture in their mind. They don't really think too much about it unless there's a new piece to fit in, which they do as quickly and painlessly as they're able to. Once that's fitted into their minds, they focus on other things and don't bother about it anymore, unless something demands their attention. Which may be when you pose the same above question to a man, his response will most likely be to look startled as if the thought of thinking about emotions (furniture?) didn't occur to him at all. After which he pauses to think about it or look around inside him mind and perhaps he'll catch something amiss. Wherein we go on to his taking time to analyze what's different (or not). If it isn't like the way he's expecting to find it, he'll probably be even more confused and dumbfounded over why you brought it to his notice in the first place.

Okay, so all of that is just the difference between men and women and how they handle their emotions. I'm saying gay men do this the way women do and not the way (straight) men do. It's really subtle and after all, you can't really tell what anyone's thinking inside their heads. But if you pay attention, you might catch a glimpse of what goes on behind by what passes on their faces.

Our gay colleague didn't hesitate for a minute in identifying and airing his opinions about the so-called soft issues of emotions. What's more, his speech was liberally spiced with words like "I feel" as opposed to the more straight-guy-speak of "I think". These two are used interchangeably in everyday speech but if you think about it, you may notice that women use "I feel" more than men do. And our gay pal did too, unlike the other men in the room. And hence quipped my internal gaydar,
He's gay!
Another thing to add is how men react to a woman's physical presence. This isn't something I could comment on in this particular case since Mr.Gay was seated across the room and most likely hadn't seen me till then. There is a certain way men look at women in the first few moments. There's an internal data-capture happening of all the visual aspects and as a woman, you can sense it. In streetspeak, it's called 'being checked out'. Sometimes it happens in a flash of a second, a full body scan in a second. All men do it to all women they meet. With the exception perhaps, of gay men.

Do you notice that gay men look at you straight in the eye while speaking and continue to keep looking right there? They're waiting, watching for your response, seeking your validation, trying to guage what you're feeling. Very like a woman. Straight men on the other hand, look at you, look around, occasionally look down, sometimes fixate on your bustline or waist or nose. They only look at you straight in the eye when they're being aggressive, either threatening you or trying to intimidate you or going all out to seduce you. In all cases, a focussed, aggressive action. Straight eye contact is aggressive as far as the straight man goes. It's connecting as far as women and gay men go.

That's the difference. And the ability to catch that is what we call gaydar.

I call myself a chronic thinker. A few centuries ago, I'd have been called a Thinker. Or burnt at stake for being a witch. My degree is my passport to the world of respectability. I moonlight as a troubled poet, a warrior princess and a closet sorceress. I am all of these and yet none of them is all of me. All I was born to be really, was a story-teller. Scheherazade, Galelio, Cleopatra and Salvador have passed through. This time round, just call me IdeaSmith.
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#1
smallsquirrel
January 18, 2009
10:58 AM

idea... I think you've only met a small section of the wide world of gay men. I know quite a few that not only would not set off your "gaydar" but you would think them the most un-emotional hard-asses you ever met.

I think that you've made these generalization in part because many gay men who are out kinda feel like they have to act in a certain way. it's like the whole world watched way too much "will and grace" and if you're not jack (a screaming queen) you must be will (the very sensitive type).

I also see this phenomenon much more among younger gay men. they are trying on a persona for size, like ALL of us do. But the roles are so much more stereotyped for homosexuals (men AND women).

At the end of the day you will find that just like you would find int he straight population, you will get the same range of sensitiveness and ability to connect emotionally in homosexuals as in heteros.

and let me tell you something. gay men check out women all the time. just because men are gay does not mean they do not appreciate the female form. On of my best friends is gay all the way, but you should see him fawn over a woman reminiscent of Salma Hayak... crushville!

it's not all cut and dried, but you're investigating and learning, and that is a really really good thing!

#2
Slime_id
January 18, 2009
11:00 AM

Appreciate if you wrote an article on gay women so that I save more time on the straight women and filter the gay women.

India has more gay women than men, my basis of thinking is Indian women always look men in their eyes, thats what I take from your article or this staright looking only applies to gay men?

#3
sarah islam
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January 19, 2009
09:36 AM

Ideasmith

I agree with ss. I was first married briefly to a a gay man (surprise!) and I think that just like straight men, you really will find all types of gay men. Some of them can even be hard hearted and exceptionally cruel and if they were straight would be wife beaters.

I think the ability to be articulate is not necessarily a 'gay' thing. some of them are horribly tongue tied too..just like straight men.

#4
Deepti Lamba
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January 19, 2009
10:00 AM

None of my gay friends fit the gay definition and some of straight male friends are all about feelings;)

Slime, the eyes are the windows to our souls. Where else should we look? ....er don't answer

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