If we take a closer look, senior men are quite powerful in India. Older Men occupy powerful positions in politics and rule places like the Parley-mint, the beau-row-crazy, the media etc. in India, that we are not even allowed to criticize. These old men know everything. They know what is good or bad for the society and the nation.
They ban the bar girls, Cheerleaders and implement dress code every where. They just refuse to give up their power and more importantly their point of view. A large percentage of them are patriarchal male chauvinists.
Unfortunately, old men in India also have another problem. They are past their prime and many of them are not attractive at all. During their heydays they went to great topless bars in Bangalore and sipped Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster while doing all the nice things with no fear of AIDS.
Those who can afford, maintained two or three mistresses on the side. Now, these men have a very real problem. The younger males are getting four times more salary compared to them even in the beginning of their career. To make the matters worse, the sex life of most old males is virtually dysfunctional. Painfully, they suppress themselves as they see the young males having beautiful babes in arms in shopping malls. They wish for an opportunity to go to Sukhumvit Road in Bangkok or Damrak in Amsterdam, but they can not just afford the trip.
They feel neglected. To suppress this depressing and suffocating experience, they have to cling to something and they have to salvage something. It perplexes them that in spite of all the positional power in their hands, they are losing out in the battle for sex. During their time, they used every opportunity to show their manhood on the "sex objects", whom they used to beat up, oppress, blackmail, abandon or harassed at workplace.
Due to a tragic twist of fate, the powerful old males ended up fighting a losing battle with the powerless young males for sex. It is the survival of the fittest now.
In that losing battle, the old improvised their strategies and methods. These old MCPs oppress women and maintain patriarchy.
Even today the older males want rape victims to marry the rapists. When feminists attack back, the old tactfully direct that attack towards the younger males so that they can kill two birds with one stone. They provoke feminists and at the same time feed younger men to "draconian demonic laws" .
The young men get tears in their eyes as they are separated from their children. They became bankrupt being forced to pay huge amounts of court settlements so that they can not dream of having sex with another young female for a decade.
The older men celebrate that they could give a blow to at least some young men in the battle for sex.
The Mars-Venus theory suddenly collapses.
- » Published on June 02, 2008
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