Koffee with Karan - Kutting Koffee Awards 2007

This Sunday happened to be the finale of Koffee with Karan, Season 2. Though I found the second installment of Karan’s Koffee to be a lot more masaladar when compared to the previous season but with a disappointing feeling in my heart, I have to say the finale totally didn’t do it for me.The so-called judges on Koffee Awards 2007 were either diplomatic or biased or downright butt waxing, though I felt VJ Cyrus did his best to be innovative but was repeatedly snubbed aside by the likes of Malaika Khan Arora and fashion designer, Rohit Bal (Is he really Indian?).

For many months, I have been watching Karan and his guests sipping their cups of Bollywood gossips and small talk, week after week, almost religiously – And so in order to get over my discontent with regards to Kjo’s farewell party, I have decided to stage out my very own Kutting Koffee Awards 2007. Here I hand out awards under categories which were sadly over-looked by Karan and his panel of judges but nonetheless made Season 2, a highly entertaining series for me and most definitely many others.

 FYI, while selecting the recipients of Kutting Koffee Awards, I swear to Not have been partial, bribed or a sucker but Only my true nasty self.

So without wasting any more blog space and your virtual time, I present to you Kutting Koffee Awards 2007.

Most Ugly Fugly Award

 Female - A very close call between actress Kajol and soap Queen Ekta Kapoor but with “black” dress, matching lipstick and to top it all, that horrendous laugh, Kajol managed extra brownie points over Ekta Mata.

 Male - Without any doubt; the man who makes my dog’s butt crack look sexier and fondly known as scarecrow personified, Mr. Kunal Kapoor.

Most Awful Hairdo Award

 Considering that Karan hires top-of-line stylists for his esteemed show, wonder how these two managed to slip under his scanner.

Female - Madhuri Dixit, she reminded me of the late 60s and early 70s Hindi actresses and their ghosla style, puffed up hairstyle. Otherwise she looked pretty but way too skinny for my taste.

 Male - Shah Rukh Khan and his Barbie-like tresses in Om Shanti Om PR episode.

All-Whore-Out Award

Female - Mallika Sherawat wins hands down for many obvious reasons. But especially for this dialogue, “I suffer from this psychological clinical disorder called Superiority Complex”.

 
Male – Would have loved to hand it over to John Abraham but he is more suited for the ‘dim-witted’ section and so I found Hrthik Roshan to be most suited instead. Mr. Roshan agreed you looked no less than a Greek God but dude, it only takes one flop film to stumble down the popularity ladder. Time to get rid-off the high headiness and land back on Planet Earth.

WWOTS (Why Why on the Show) Award

Female – A toss between Soha Ali Khan and mother-daughter duo of Hema Malini and Esha Deol. But will hand it to the Deol ladies – cause mama was most interested in fixing her sari while the daughter had question mark expression written all over her face. Maybe she was wondering the same thing as moi; what in the God’s name are we doing here!

 Male – Kunal Kapoor for sure. And for the last time; No! He is not a sex symbol.

Reality Bites Award

 Actress Karisma Kapoor was handed best supporting appearance award for her stint in Bebo-Shahid episode, I just found this to be so ironic considering that Kareena darling and Shahid are no longer the perfect Jodi. Look Kjo what you did, you so jinxed them!

Wah Kya Family Hai Award

 The first family of Bollywood totally deserves this award. The Kapoor brothers were absolute pleasure to watch and they turned every single moment into a laugh-riot. I thought Radhir Kapoor tagging Neetu Kapoor as the Baba Ramdev of the family was utterly hilarious.

Muah-fut Line of the Season

 Now seriously, don’t you think Kareena Kapoor and her ruthless fact to the core “John Abraham is expressionless” statement warrants this award.

Moment of Truth Award

 Shah Rukh Khan finally answered to all the rumors over his coziness with Karan Johar, when he acknowledged the possibility of waking up with Kjo in the same bed.

And last but certainly the most important award of the season…

Paisa Vasool Episode Award

Am sure most of you are aware of my choice for this award. Yes! People its Rakhi Sawant and her famous “Jo cheese God nahi deta, woh Doctor deta hai” quote.

That’s it, Folks! Looking forward to some more Kjo bashing in the next season, the only difference being instead of Star Plus branded beans we are most likely to be served the new NDTV make.