Poetry: All Hat And No Cattle

All Hat and No Cattle,
I sound the trumpet for battle.

I'm still right behind ya, lads,
Go get more of those hajis and their dads!

We got Saddam and that's one mission accomplished,
We'll get Osama and Adam before we're finished!!

C'mon, y'all still remember Osama, don't you?
And Adam's my moniker for the Iranian Prez, woohoo!!!

Yeah, the latest blogger dude on the net scene,
Well, we're gonna dispatch him with the laden bin.

We're gonna nuke him, lads, yee-haw!!!!
Who gives a horse-shit about international law?

Cowboy Justice wins every battle,
If not, I live, you suckers get slaughtered like cattle.