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Satire: President Rejects Himesh Reshammiya’s Mercy Plea
HarroZTER!
After spending many sleepless nights at the Central Prison for Music freaks and making fellow prisoners go through uneasy times by making them listen to the irritating Himesh sounds the other prisoners staged a protest here today. Himesh Reshammiya was earlier arrested and awarded a death sentence by a local court. All the prisoners have demanded that Himesh Reshammiya be moved to a sound proof cell. In the meanwhile Himesh refused to comment on the issue and claimed he had to practice and since he was refused bail there was no other way. In the mean while the President has rejected Himesh Reshammiya’s mercy plea today. Himesh’s lawyer sent a mercy request to the President that Himesh be left with a small penalty on the condition that he won’t sing too much.
Apparently the President was supposed to approve the mercy plea today. But it appears that he tuned into his television set last night and heard Himesh Reshammiya’s name on the credits for composition for two more new movies. The President got annoyed instantly and demanded that Himesh’s songs be banned since they posed a higher threat to the nation than the current reservations issue.
The President however laid down certain alternatives to a death sentence for Himesh Reshammiya considering the fact that Himesh was in a depressed state and might voice some disgusting sad music in prison. The President suggested the following alternatives;
++ Himesh could be sent to Andaman & Nicobar islands. The tribal population can find Himesh as a good inspiration for crappy music. They can also tie him up and eat him if they’re not satisfied.
++ Himesh could be sent to the LOC with Pakistan. He could help scare away possible intruders along the LOC!
++ Himesh and his so called ‘followers and fans’ could be sent on an island on the Indian Ocean and they can enjoy each others company.
++ The CBI can use Himesh’s music in the torture rooms. The victim can be made to listen his songs until he vomits the truth! Also the FBI can be provided with the same if they’d like some outsourcing!
++ Some of our people would be visiting the moon very soon. The spaceship shall emit Himesh Reshammiya’s music in order to scare away any possible alien attack!
Satire: President Rejects Himesh Reshammiya’s Mercy Plea
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sneha
June 2, 2006
07:14 AM
I like his songs!
Moushumi Chakrabarty
URL
June 2, 2006
09:07 AM
Ha ha. Completely true about Himesh the Horrible. Who's going to syndicate that comic strip worldwide?
Righta
URL
June 2, 2006
11:50 AM
Himesh is just trying to be Novel, tapping the untapped potential, even cacophony sells the first time.
Manpreet
URL
June 3, 2006
07:36 AM
Don't know why... but I like his music :P :P
tera tera tera.......saroooooooooooooooor ;)
Righta
URL
June 3, 2006
07:54 AM
Its ok if u stick to a Peculiar tone for a couple of songs, when you re-hash the same tone over and over again, it becomes irritating. Its almost like a dying cow mooving tera tera tera kajoor....
shweta
June 3, 2006
02:42 PM
i am terriied each time looking at his name on the credits of a music for a film
Meera Kaura
URL
June 4, 2006
02:19 PM
Now he has started attracting ghosts as well in Gujarat...he is good sometimes but seems like his nose is clipped up..Same was Daler's brother Mika but he failed. Himesh is still topping the charts.
sumanth
URL
June 4, 2006
03:36 PM
Sounds like Vogon Poetry.
vinod
URL
July 12, 2006
09:34 AM
It started from china...A guy called Hime Reshwang was born in a small chinese town. The chinese people used him as a torturer for he had this amazing capability....his irritating voice like that of a warewolf.
During the 1965 war they sent him to India, he changed his name to Himesh Reshmaiya. According to RAW's report his task was to torture people and make them beg for mercy...he has succeeded!!!
Kishor Cariappa
URL
July 20, 2006
08:14 AM
Take it or leave it, he is just crusing along...
Take a peek at my take on Himesh
http://kishorcariappa.blogspot.com/2006/07/himeshs-on-roll.html
Himani
December 2, 2006
05:00 AM
Himesh Reshammiya is the best. i love all his songs. And, anyway, he's still topping the charts
Himani
December 2, 2006
05:03 AM
Himesh Reshammiya is the best. i love all his songs. And, anyway, he's still topping the charts
SIMAR KUKREJA
March 9, 2007
12:46 PM
HIMESH'S MUSIC IS NO TORTURE AND CAN NEVER BE.HIMESH SHOULD NOT HAVE GIVEN THIS PUNISHMENT.IF THE PRISONERS PROTEST THAT HIMESH'S MUSIC IS A TORTURE THEN FAN'S OF HIMESH ARE GOING TO PROTEST AGAINST THEM.
Aaman
URL
March 9, 2007
12:55 PM
Simar, you must be the most naive person in the world.
Did you hear the Nazis won the war?
Roshan
URL
March 9, 2007
01:02 PM
I don't know, but I like some of his songs. But of late they are getting on my nerves :)
I wish what you wrote were true, except the death penalty part. I wish they send his off to some remote island where his songs will never trouble people.
SIMAR KUKREJA
March 9, 2007
01:13 PM
AMAN KEEP UR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF.
Roshan
URL
March 9, 2007
01:19 PM
Wow Simar! That's being rude! When you can air your comments here how can you ask others to keep their views to themselves?
Do you think I should have have kept this comment to myself too?? Should I?
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