Careful Where You Ride Your Scooter

Judas was framed — Now that we finally do all the reading for Bible class it turns out Jesus wanted Judas to turn him in ... it was part of the big plan the whole time. He needed the whole crucifixion thing to come together in order to get his god on — So Judas had to do the dirty work. I think that's the new definition of a thankless job.

Everybody's always talking trash about Judas

... turns out he was just following orders from the A #1 winner of the the ultimate all time American Idol contest.

See the Scooter Libby lesson to be learned here is if you leak the information cause the Bossman told you to ... it's the Bossman's fault.

That's the way the Gospel crumbles.

Scooter Libby's improving on the Judas model--and getting his version in a little earlier. No two millenia delay while his name gets dragged through the muck. He's already an adult named Scooter — insult to injury has its limits.

Wonder if Jesus is still Dubya's favorite philosopher?