Desicritics Comments on Dear Jesus Spammer

Comment by Amrita

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:35:15 EST

T - bhagwan ka khauf hota to main aap se thoRi na baat karti... har ek minute aap meri aadat kharaab karte rehte ho [kehne mein kya harj hai? ;)] Vikas - glad to hear it :) I'd almost forgotten about the Inscrutable Americans. Nandhu - sure. Grumpy - is that some krishna envy i hear? or is it called krisenvy?

Comment by grumpy

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:46:42 EST

I know Jesus Spammer is so out of touch ... I mean where would Krishna be without looking at a woman with lust and by a woman ... I mean everybody's woman ... it's his main thing ... that's how he gets his bhakti on -- plus stealing clothes, butter whartever You know that Jesus Spammer ... he's a Playa hater ... a divine Playa Hater -- but a PH nonethelss ... PH unbalanced ... the opposite of my shampoo ---but ironically he's also all in a lather

Comment by Nandhu

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:07:42 EST

i am writing, ok?

Comment by Vikas Chowdhry

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 22:30:52 EST

Outstanding post Amrita - I almost fell off my chair laughing my guts off. Reminds me of the encounter of Gopal in Inscrutable Americans with a born again family in small town US.

Comment by temporal

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:45:31 EST

Am: born again oofho! -- yeh kya baat hui?...since when you changed your mind and included t amongst the sanes:? ;) –– kuch tou khuda ka khauf karo....chalo theek hay khuda ko rehnay dou alug....kuch tou bhagwaan ka khauf karo...kaun bhala born again hona chahta hay ya ho sakhta hay?...aik hee zindagi achchay say guzar jai ..bus!

Comment by Amrita

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 14:43:45 EST

t - the sane amongst us were never quite so screwed up that we needed to be born again. have you noticed that we all have religion but the crazy ones need a double dose? whats up with that? AB - dayum! I'm quite valuable. pat on the back to me. :) i shared it with a couple of folks by the way. Pratyush - bah is right. Nandhu - write to me at immortal.goddessATgmail.com and leave me a note here when u do so that i check my mail.

Comment by nandhu

Thu, 30 Mar 2006 14:34:49 EST

hi amrita, may i have ur email id pls. i like to get in touch. nandhu

Comment by Pratyush

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:08:20 EST

Bah. Religion is used in spamming as well.

Comment by AphraBehen

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 17:50:32 EST

Ams, some colleagues and I play a game called How Many Points Are You Worth To The Rapture? A gay white male: to be earned upon becoming straight and converting other moneyed (don't you know the gay and lesbian community has money?) friends in "the life" to hetdom= 8 points A gay white female: has lynne cheney really done anything for the Bush Administration? Plus, she's a woman...duh...= 6 points A het Muslim woman of color: formerly oppressed but having the good sense not to become one of those Feminazis= 1 point A het/bi/progressive woman of color who may be a feminist and are fairly entertaining= 4 points A het/bi/gay progressive man of color= 7 points (he still gets to play the patriarchy game) A het Hindu woman= 5 points (India is the next superpower according to recent Newsweek) A gay/bi/progressive Hindu woman= 9 points because beating the Kali/Durga/Lakshmi out of her is a Committment... Enjoy!

Comment by temporal

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:16:46 EST

am there is something to be said for the earnestness of the born-agains...ok am making a conjecture but the extra earnestness only comes from them...they never give up...(for they know not;)) good rant...loved it...rahs

Comment by Amrita

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:01:29 EST

@ Nandhu - would you believe he showed up on each and every post of mine and spammed it? once was ok, twice was less ok, by the third i didnt know if it was just me. half an hour of scribbling and i've got the ire out of my system.

Comment by Nandhu

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:13:42 EST

you sure spent a lot of time replying to this shit, babe. and u made it funny too. Congrats.

Comment by Amrita

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:56:34 EST

@ Pavan - all hail the FSM! has the noodly appendage touched your life yet? :D @ S - thanks and you ARE a peach! @ Dee - Naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! lolz @ Ruvy - my condolences on the spam and congratulations on the kid: if we could all be as willing to learn and explore, maybe we wouldnt be in half as many messes as we find ourselves. @ Sakshi - thanks muchly :)

Comment by Sakshi

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:17:05 EST

Keep on blogging...babes ! :)

Comment by Ruvy in Jerusalem

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 03:26:25 EST

Amrita, Having been hit up by more than one "Jesus spammer" in my lifetime, I thoroughly enjoyed your article. I had never been raised to believe in reincarnation. Imagine my surprise when my kid came home from his religious school and started talking about "gilg�l nesham�t" - reincarnation in Judaism. Live and learn...

Comment by deepti lamba

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:55:32 EST

Amrita! I am jesus spammer and I will spam your sorry arse for eternity! You are doomed, I say! Your spam filters will not work and Satan himself will come and bring the fires of spamming hell to your blog and spam it with demonic scriptures. May god have mercy on your spammed soul ;)

Comment by Sujatha

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:53:58 EST

oops! Just sent you an e-mail alerting you to the formatting change.:) I tell ya, you just made my day, calling me a peach 'n all. Hilarious essay, by the way. Had a thoroughly good time reading it.

Comment by Pavan

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:51:43 EST

hee hee nice read. My request to the blessed spammer: Have you tried finding answers from FSM? :D

Comment by Amrita

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:45:10 EST

Oh, I see its Sujatha. Thanks S, you're a peach.

Comment by Aaman

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:37:58 EST

'twasn't me

Comment by Amrita

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:33:19 EST

Thanks, Aaman, thats all I need, some more Jesus by decree. :) Thanks for the formatting btw. sorry to be a pain.

Comment by Aaman

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:26:15 EST

Hilarious, perhaps I should unblock his/her IP in case it wants to respond:)